- Amunet Black: Oh, I'm sorry. I should take off my gauntlet.
- Goldface: Leave it on, girl. Daddy like metal.
- The Flash: I can't unsee this.
- Iris West-Allen: Well, at least it's less violent than a gang war? Barely. Yeah
- The Flash: Yeah.
- Harrison 'Nash' Wells: Got your message. What's so important?
- Killer Frost: I thought you'd want to know to Allegra was here so you could give her your tool thingy.
- Harrison 'Nash' Wells: The... are you kidding? Really? You bring me to a crappy Valentine's Day open mic night for that?
- Killer Frost: Well...
- [indicating Allegra and Emerson talking]
- Killer Frost: ...also so I could tell you that I owe you one. The advice you gave, it really helped me get through to Allegra. It was very insightful. Almost... parental.
- Harrison 'Nash' Wells: You going somewhere with that?
- Iris West-Allen: Hell of a Valentine's Day, huh?
- Barry Allen: Next year, we lock ourselves in the Time Vault and don't come out till the morning.
- Amunet Black: I suppose you're here to steal what's mine. Typical.
- Goldface: What's yours? Baby, that device belongs to me.
- Amunet Black: Oh, here we go again with the possessive man routine. The vinyl records were mine, Keith.
- Goldface: Since when did you like Radiohead? I had "OK Computer" on 180-gram vinyl with a triple gatefold sleeve!
- Amunet Black: [feigning a cough] Overrated.
- Goldface: You skipped out with my "Straight Outta Compton" soundtrack!
- Amunet Black: Oh, please, like you even knew who NWA were before you met me!
- Amunet Black: [about Flash's suit] I said no onesie.
- The Flash: Okay, why does everyone keep calling it that?
- Goldface: Whatever you call it, there's an awful lot of gold in there, Flash.
- [telekinetically lifts Flash and throws him across the room]
- Amunet Black: My life got better without you. You're dead weight.
- Goldface: You were the biggest mistake I ever made!
- Amunet Black: You always had this one really bad habit. Breathing! You are nothing but a cheap, bald Mr. T. I'd rather date Norvock than you.
- Goldface: That makes two of us! Your American accent sucks!
- Amunet Black: So does yours!
- Goldface: I'm from Connecticut. I went to Yale.
- Goldface: Now, where were we?
- Amunet Black: I was just about to tell you when I told you I liked your dog? I lied! I'm a cat person.
- Goldface: The mud mask you use at night smells rank. Real mud smells better.
- Barry Allen: I'm really sorry that I made you feel like I wasn't seeing all your success in a larger way.
- Iris West-Allen: Babe, it's fine.
- Barry Allen: No, it's not. You've made a name for yourself, and this city looks to you and the Citizen for the truth about what's going on. And I am so proud of who you are and all of your accomplishments. I just... for a moment today, I felt like... maybe we were growing apart.
- Iris West-Allen: That will never happen.
- Barry Allen: I get that now.
- Iris West-Allen: And babe, just remember that no matter what changes, you're always gonna be my lightning rod, too.
- Killer Frost: How'd it go?
- Allegra Garcia: Better than I thought. I said sorry for ghosting him. Told him why. He accepted my apology.
- Killer Frost: So he's fine with you being a meta?
- Allegra Garcia: Yeah. Turns out his new drummer is bioluminescent. Emerson and I are gonna be friends again. And you know what? I think that's what I was really missing this whole time. Him, too; he actually wants me to go take a look at his new lyrics before he goes on stage.
- Killer Frost: Look at you. Back to being a muse.
- Allegra Garcia: Yeah. So, thanks for your help with all the gray life stuff. It's exactly what I needed to hear.
- Killer Frost: You're welcome. Although I can't take all the credit. A friend of mine did give me some advice.
- Allegra Garcia: Well, tell them thanks, too. They may not know me, but they get me.
- Barry Allen: Well, your source at the bar was right. She's here.
- Iris West-Allen: Yeah, but what is she doing? Any idea what that tech is?
- Barry Allen: No. But I'm betting it's connected to the first device she stole. We have to figure out how to stop her, before things get...
- [a door slams nearby, and Goldface enters]
- Barry Allen: Worse.
- Allegra Garcia: Ah, thank god it's just you.
- Killer Frost: You're out of tape.
- Allegra Garcia: Uh, did you just let yourself in?
- Killer Frost: Relax. I'm not some whackjob meta-killer with crazy good aim and ulterior motives. Anymore.
- Barry Allen: Goldface is working with Amunet?
- Iris West-Allen: Well, they did used to date.
- Amunet Black: You're too late, Keith.
- Goldface: Oh, Leslie. You know I can't let you leave with that.
- Iris West-Allen: I don't think they're working together.
- Barry Allen: No. This is a gang war.
- Barry Allen: I still think it's better if I go.
- Iris West-Allen: Babe, this is a known spot that Amunet used to recruit her crew. Besides, a cop can't just waltz in there.
- Barry Allen: Okay, but it's mostly criminals in there. It's really dangerous.
- Iris West-Allen: Barry, it's my job to get information out of people. Amunet's not gonna be there, but if someone knows where she's headed next, I can get them to talk. It's what I do. Besides, if things get dicey, we have our code word.
- Barry Allen: Banana.
- Iris West-Allen: You hear that, you come fathwooming.
- Allegra Garcia: Didn't you get shot yesterday? Shouldn't you be soaking in a tub of frozen peas or something?
- Killer Frost: And miss out on my first Valentine's Day? No way!
- Iris West-Allen: Barry, Amunet has been off the grid for so long that if she's back, it must be for something big and bad, and I'm pretty sure it involves that device that she stole.
- Barry Allen: I know.
- Iris West-Allen: Hey, don't worry. We're gonna find her.
- Barry Allen: I just... I can't believe I just stood there and let her walk out.
- Iris West-Allen: Barry, it's not your fault. We knew that her knowing your identity would come back to bite us.
- Barry Allen: [putting on his Flash ring] All right, well, time to find her the old-fashioned way. I'm gonna run some sweeps of the city.
- Iris West-Allen: Whoa, whoa. She said no onesies.
- Barry Allen: Please don't call it that.
- Amunet Black: Roses are red, violets are blue, step forward, Saul Frankel, or I'll kill all of you.
- [Saul stands up]
- Amunet Black: Oh. And they say chivalry is dead. Hand over the case, love.
- Saul Fankel: You know what will happen if you take this.
- Amunet Black: I know what will happen to you if I don't.
- Amunet Black: Darlings! Long time, no see. Did I interrupt date night?
- Barry Allen: CCPD. Amunet Black, I'm placing you under arrest for robbery and aggravated assault.
- Amunet Black: So very official, Mr. Allen. But aren't you just a CSI?
- Barry Allen: I'm still a cop who can arrest you.
- Amunet Black: Oh. Okay. Well, by all means, let me help you with the first bit. I have the right to remain silent, which will come in handy if you don't want me letting that little secret identity cat out of its flashy red bag. So why don't we just call this a warning. I'll be on my way. No harm. No cowl.
- Barry Allen: I'm supposed to just let you leave?
- Amunet Black: Bloody right. Don't think of coming after me, 'cause if I see you, or your onesie, or any one of your frigid or bendy superhero friends, I will hold it against all of you and tell the world your real identities. Savvy?
- Killer Frost: You know, it's my understanding that there are two kinds of people who hate Valentine's Day. One, those who think it's a made-up holiday by Big Candy, or two, those with a broken heart. I think you're the second one.
- Allegra Garcia: [closing her tablet] No, I'm not.
- Killer Frost: [opening it again] Really? Uh, I think actually you are. And I think Mr. Emerson Fairweather is the emo dope who's responsible.
- Allegra Garcia: [Frost folds her arms over her chest, waiting expectantly] We met after a gig his band played.
- Killer Frost: [in an "I knew it" tone] Mm-hmm.
- Allegra Garcia: Anyway, it... it didn't work out.
- Killer Frost: [scrolling up the page] "Another Valentine's Day waiting for love. Let the drinking begin."
- Killer Frost, Allegra Garcia: #CoffeeNotCocktails.
- Killer Frost: Ugh! Look, you're perfect for each other. You have something in common. You're both miserable.
- Allegra Garcia: Thanks for the reminder.
- Killer Frost: You know, maybe you and Mr. Fall Out Boy can go off and be mopey together, and then you wouldn't hate Valentine's Day.
- Allegra Garcia: I'm sorry, have we met?
- Killer Frost: Look, it says here he's gonna be back at Jitters tomorrow. And you know what? So are we. 'Cause I'm gonna get the two of you back together for some V-Day love. Cupid demands it.
- Iris West-Allen: You know, if you really want a banana, I could always go in the kitchen...
- Barry Allen: No, no. No, I don't want a banana. This all looks... awesome. I mean, th-the pancakes are really... round. Just excited to... to taste 'em. With my mouth.
- [taking a bite]
- Barry Allen: Oh, my god. When did you learn to c... I mean, these are... are really good.
- Iris West-Allen: Thank you.
- Barry Allen: Yeah.
- [taking a sip of orange juice]
- Barry Allen: Is this fresh-squeezed?
- Barry Allen: Hey, what happened? I heard glass breaking.
- Iris West-Allen: Nothing. I broke a bottle over some loser's head.
- Barry Allen: You what?
- Iris West-Allen: Barry, don't worry. Everything's fine. I was playing a role to get information.
- Barry Allen: Okay, well, I... that was maybe crossing a line.
- Iris West-Allen: I'm sure they have some sort of mob doctor in there somewhere.
- Barry Allen: Okay, but, I mean, it was reckless, and it could've backfired.
- Iris West-Allen: But it didn't, because I knew what I was doing. And we got this.
- Barry Allen: [reading the scribble on the napkin] Is this Amunet's next target?
- Iris West-Allen: Let's go get her.
- Barry Allen: [after Iris speaks Italian with the waiter] Uh...
- Iris West-Allen: What?
- Barry Allen: What - do you speak Italian?
- Iris West-Allen: Oh, well... you know that story I was writing a few months ago on Little Italy? Well, I picked up a phrase or two. Like porca miseria. It's a curse word., but it literally means "pig misery."
- Amunet Black: Mrs. Flash? However did you find your way here?
- Iris West-Allen: Well, there is a very charming bartender that is giving out tips rather than collecting them, so...
- Amunet Black: Lars. I have to kill him.
- Barry Allen: If we also made a reservation for tonight, we could up our chances of having an emergency-free Valentine's Dinner.
- [first lines]
- Iris West-Allen: Surprise, babe.
- Barry Allen: [looking at a plate of pancakes] Yeah, wow. This is not a banana.
- Iris West-Allen: I know Valentine's Day isn't for a couple days, but I thought why not? Let me surprise my hubby before some meta of the week strikes.
- Harrison 'Nash' Wells: You know, you got lost. Now, you just get back on the highway. Find new inroads with this Allegra. Easy-peasy. You know, I don't know her very well, but perhaps she's one of those people that just sees things in absolutes, right? Black and white. Missions fail or succeed, right? Do you know what you need to do? You need to get back in there with her. Open her up and show her that things aren't just black and white. Black and white, that's just for death and taxes. Everything else... Everything else happens in the grays.