- Ma Beagle: How about a little kiss goodnight?
- [puckers up]
- Scrooge McDuck: I'd rather kiss Shamu the whale!
- Bigtime Beagle: What are we gonna do, Daddy Scroogey?
- Burger Beagle: Yeah, nothing personal, but we hates living here.
- Scrooge McDuck: I hate having you here. But I'm afraid your mother and I are in this 'til death do us part...
- [rubs his hands together]
- Scrooge McDuck: Which suddenly gives me a perfectly demented idea.
- Burger Beagle: Ooh, those are our favorite kind!
- [last lines]
- Scrooge McDuck: Did ya get it, Louie?
- Louie Duck: [pulls out a tape recorder] Every last syllable.
- [giggles]
- Ma Beagle: Oh! How dare you come back to life?
- Scrooge McDuck: How dare you pretend to be my wife! Take her away, officer.
- [the policeman begins to drag Ma Beagle away, but she budges him aside and runs back up to Scrooge]
- Ma Beagle: [romantically] But, Scroogie, what about all the tender moments we shared? Didn't they mean anything?
- Scrooge McDuck: [thinking] Aye. I must admit they did. They made me realize
- [vehemently]
- Scrooge McDuck: I'm a confirmed bachelor for the rest of my days!
- [the policeman drags her away, this time without resistance. The Beagle Boys follow]
- Baggy Beagle: Don't worry, Ma!
- Bigtime Beagle: We'll get ya outta the slammer!
- Burger Beagle: What's your favorite cake?