- Marsh McGinley: I'm not going to cry this time.
- Gary Crezyzewski: That's what you said last year.
- Marsh McGinley: I was going through some stuff at the time.
- Gary Crezyzewski: You also said that last year.
- Gracie Carr: If I'm so mature, why can't I have a frappuchino?
- Kelly Carr: Because the last time you had one you told a two-hour knock-knock joke.
- Ryan Church: Does anyone have any questions?
- Kid #1: Do the reporters memorize everything?
- Ryan Church: No. They read off the teleprompter right there.
- Kid #1: So they don't do anything but read?
- Ryan Church: You said it, not me.
- Marsh McGinley: Anyway today I have something that will appeal not just to you sports fans, but also poetry fans, like I would guess this guy.
- [points to 'Well Dressed Kid']
- Gary Crezyzewski: marsh you don't wanna embarrass yourself, this isn't like the old days, these kids have cameras in there phones
- [points to 'Well Dressed Kid']
- Marsh McGinley: I'm not gonna cry, I'll bet you a hundred bucks.
- Gary Crezyzewski: Fine.
- Marsh McGinley: You know what let's make it $150, I need a new suit!
- Well Dressed Kid: Ugh, I don't even want to see a suit that cost 150 dollars!