Rebel Highway (TV Series)

Roadracers (1994)

David Arquette: Dude Delaney

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Quotes 

• Nixer : [Dude has just combed an enormous amount of grease into his hair in the bathroom of the rollerskating rink]  Little dab'll do ya.

  Dude : Hell on wheels.

  [laughs] 

• Teddy : You burned my girlfriend's hair off, Dude. Now she's wearin' a fuckin' wig.

  [pauses then yells] 

  Teddy : She looks like an old lady!

  Dude : I thought she was your old lady.

  [Nixer laughs] 

  Dude : I'll tell you what, you bring her over here, take off that wig. Daddy'll give her a free spit shine.

  [spits then rings the bell on counter] 

• Dude : [Nixer jumps into Dude's car after hitting on Wanda]  Get the big part?

  Nixer : Hey, I nearly had her goin'.

  Donna : Are you sure she didn't have you going?

  Nixer : Only below the belly button.

  Donna : What?

  Nixer : Don't worry, I let it drain into my boots.

  Donna : Ecch!

• Sarge : [speaking to Rookie after they have just pulled Dude over]  You gotta be careful with these punks today. They're all packin' switchblades.

  [to Dude] 

  Sarge : You carryin' a switchblade today, punk, huh? You packin' heat?

  Dude : Why don't you check up on your own son?

• Nixer : [Dude pulls a bottle out of his refrigerator]  Throw me one of those, Dude.

  Dude : You couldn't catch a crab in a whorehouse.

• Dude : [Sarge approaches Dude's car after pulling him over]  What's all the hubbub, bub?

• Donna : You're very selfish, Dude. You don't give a damn about my dreams.

  Dude : Those are my dreams, Donna, not yours. Catch a ride with the tide.

  [starts engine and drives away] 

• Dude : So whatcha ya gonna do?

  Nixer : Live out in the alleys with all the trash. People throw a lot of good things away.