Psych (TV Series)

Zero to Murder in Sixty Seconds (2007)

Kirsten Nelson: Karen Vick

Quotes 

• Shawn Spencer : No need to thank me, Chief. Just glad to help out.

  Karen Vick : Oh.

  [Karen offers her hand to Gus] 

  Shawn Spencer : Don't thank him, either.

  Karen Vick : Well, if I can't thank you, I can't pay you.

  [Shawn and Gus quickly extend their hands] 

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Our pleasure.

  Shawn Spencer : Oh, you're very welcome. You are.

• [Shawn tries to give the location of a chop shop] 

  Shawn Spencer : Victims! I see victims everywhere! It's horrible! So many parts strewn about! Fluids spewing in every direction!

  Karen Vick : Oh, dear God!

  Juliet O'Hara : Are you talking about a serial killer?

  Shawn Spencer : I can see the victims' names. Accord! Look out!

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Get out of there!

  Shawn Spencer : Escalade! Don't let him in the door! Oh, Camry! You were too young to go!

  Juliet O'Hara : Are we talking about cars?

  Carlton Lassiter : STOLEN cars?

  Shawn Spencer : Signal's too stong.

  [grabs a printer] 

  Shawn Spencer : I'm getting chopsticks! Chopped salad?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : What?

  [Shawn starts chopping the printer with his hands and pulls out the ink cartridge] 

  Shawn Spencer : Chop suey?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Good God!

  Shawn Spencer : Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch?

  [to Lassiter] 

  Shawn Spencer : Does that mean anything to you? Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch?

  Juliet O'Hara : Chop shop!