Couples Retreat (2009)

Vince Vaughn: Dave

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Quotes 

• Dave : Hi, I'm Dave.

  Ronnie : Ronnie.

  Dave : Ronnie. That's a great name.

  Ronnie : Thank you.

  Dave : Do you have a cell phone I can use?

  Ronnie : Why?

  Dave : Someone's got to call God and let him know one of his angels are missing.

  Ronnie : Wow, that is the worst lines I've ever heard.

  Dave : Well what do you want from me? I've been out of the game for a while. I've been slumming it with a really hot redhead.

• Dave : The Code?Asstastic... Yes, Asstastic. A-S-S-TASTIC did you get that? Are we good? Good.

• Dave : Is his junk literally out of his pants?

  Ronnie : Yes.

  Dave : Now it's a party.

• Dave : [Referring to Twitter]  I call it twatting.

• Dave : Please don't pee in that, it's not a real toilet.

• Dave : What we need to do now is get focused and stop pointing fingers. You're a problem. You're a real, real problem.

• Dave : You got a pose called yoga guy gets his ass kicked? Cause that's my favorite one.

• Dave : I don't want to see a video about ball cancer.

• Dave : Take the French out of your mouth and tell me what to do.

• Dave : I am going to be the biggest ass ever.

• [Trudy has pulled down Shane's pants to reveal he has no underwear on] 

  Dave : Is his junk out?

  Ronnie : Yep.

  Dave : Is his junk literally out of his pants?

  Cynthia : Yep.

  Dave : Now it's a party.

• Therapist #1 : David, how did that make you feel?

  Dave : I know my truth.

  Therapist #1 : Excuse me?

  Dave : I know my truth.

  Therapist #1 : Did you say,"I know my truth"? Oh, boy.

• Dave : Come on, let's go glass house!

• Dave : You own a zebra, I own a goat, what the hell does that have to do with cheating on your wife?

• Dave : Look, if you want to go play guess your disease, or translate your tribal tattoo, go knock yourself out.