Joey : When you're living in my house, you're a Taliban! Okay? You keep your body a secret. Except you get to, you know, go to school and read books.
Joey : Holy shit, it's like a screensaver!
Joey : What are... What are you wearing?
Lacey : Shorts.
Joey : Shorts? That's... That's a Maxi Pad.
Lacey : Dad, they're designer shorts. They're French. Goodbye.
Joey : Please take the bikini pictures off of your facebook page.
Joey : You know what kind of guy you attract like that?
Joey : You attract the guy with his pants around his ass at the mall.
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