Burn Notice (TV Series)
Hard Bargain (2007)
Bruce Campbell: Sam Axe
Quotes
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[Sam drives Michael to a meeting with a new client]
Michael Westen : New car?
Sam Axe : [smiling] Yeah. It's a gift from the ladyfriend. I got it yesterday. It's like driving on a cloud.
Michael Westen : What exactly do you do for these women, Sam?
Sam Axe : Well...
Michael Westen : Never mind.
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Michael Westen : [to Lucio about some doctored documents] Sam's pretty good with a computer.
Sam Axe : Well thanks, Mike - it's just Photoshop.
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Sam Axe : I said I was a freelance superhero Robin Hood kinda guy.
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Nick Lam : I don't own this. I'm a housesitter. I work three or four estates on the island.
Sam Axe : That's a job, housesitter?
Nick Lam : Yeah, these people are only here a few weeks out of the year.
Sam Axe : OK, so, do you need an application for that or...
Michael Westen : [firmly] Sam.
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Michael Westen : [walking in on Fiona torturing Lucio with a Taser] Where's Sam?
Sam Axe : Had to get some air. It was getting a little, uh, loud in here.
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Michael Westen : We need to find out where Dawn is being held. Lucio doesn't know. His job is just to find targets for Reyes. So we're going to have Lucio bring him a new target: a rich society wife...
Fiona Glenanne : Enchanté.
Michael Westen : ...and a disgruntled bodyguard.
Sam Axe : Ya bitch!
