Crash of the Titans (2007 Video Game)
Chris Williams: Crunch Bandicoot, Tiny Tiger
Quotes
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Aku Aku : I will deal with them. I've been fighting evil for many centuries!
Crunch Bandicoot : What? You don't even got a body!
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Uka Uka : That was ridiculous and appalling! You've failed to destroy Crash Bandicoot!
Doctor Neo Cortex : I don't see what the big deal is. We got away with the Mojo and Crash's sister!
Uka Uka : I got away with the Mojo, and the big deal is that Crash Bandicoot is still alive! Cortex, I'm going to replace you.
Doctor Neo Cortex : [Shocked, Neo spits his tea all over N. Gin's face]
Doctor N. Gin : [screams] Thank you, master!
Doctor Neo Cortex : You can't replace me. My name's on the stationery!
Doctor N. Gin : [giggles] That's right, tough guy! Unless you want to buy a new stationery, you respect the master!
Tiny Tiger : It's really nice stationery, too.
Doctor N. Gin : Oh, I know! Glossy!
Uka Uka : Cortex, you've never been more wrong.
Doctor Neo Cortex : Uhh... why thank you. What? What do you mean?
[Neo throws his cup of tea onto N. Gin's face]
Doctor N. Gin : [screams] Thank you again! Hotter than the first!
Uka Uka : Allow me to announce your replacement: Nina Cortex.
[Neo once again spits his tea onto N. Gin's face, but he barely flinches]
Doctor N. Gin : Aww, come on! He didn't even have a cup!
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Doctor Neo Cortex : [through a megaphone] Is... is this thing on? Yeah? Ha ha! I'm back, babies! Surrender to Cortex!
Crunch Bandicoot : Make us, sucka!
Doctor Neo Cortex : Hey, genius. I can't actually hear you. I'm really far away and I'm flying like a hovercraft or something.
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Tiny Tiger : Crash, I really am cross with you! I'm just trying to do my job, and you go and cause all this chaos! I'm sorry, but... I'm gonna have to eat your face.
[Crash panics]
Tiny Tiger : Yeah, I'm really sorry about that. I wish some sort of reconciliation was possible here, and frankly, I'm still mad about the last game. You didn't even invite me! That really hurt!
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Tiny Tiger : Stop! No more, please! You're just too stupendous and fantabulous! Honestly, you are just awesome.
Crash Bandicoot : Uh huh.
Tiny Tiger : I'll tell you where they go! Nina took Coco to the factory on the beach.
Crash Bandicoot : Nina? Howjihebevuh?
Aku Aku : Nina? You mean Doctor Cortex, don't you?
Tiny Tiger : No, Nina! Uka Uka and her got rid of Cortex. They were tired of Cortex failing all the time.
Aku Aku : This isn't good, Crash. Nina's a lot smarter than Cortex ever could be. I'll take us there now! Get ready, Crash.