Hannah Montana (TV Series)

Me and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas (2007)

Miley Cyrus: Miley Stewart, Hannah Montana

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Quotes 

• Robby Ray Stewart : [after the Jonas Brothers ask him to write them a song]  I'd love to!

  Miley Stewart : Song-writing daddy say WHAT?

• Joe Jonas : You're Robbie Ray.

  [to Kevin] 

  Joe Jonas : He writes all the songs.

  Kevin Jonas : I know! "Nobody's Perfect" is genius.

  Robby Ray Stewart : I like the cute, romantic one.

  Joe Jonas : I love how it starts off soft, and then BAM! Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days...

  [Kevin and Nick join in] 

  Joe Jonas , Kevin Jonas , Nick Jonas : Everybody knows what, what I'm talkin' 'bout, everybody gets that way!

  Robby Ray Stewart : I was wrong. I like 'em all.

  Miley Stewart : Step aside, cowboy, I saw 'em first.

• Lily Truscott : Oh my gosh. You're dad's having a bro-mance.

  Miley Stewart : Worse. He's having a Joe-Bro-Mance.

• Lily Truscott : Relax. I'm sure he has a pet name for you, too.

  Miley Stewart : Yeah.

  [with disgust] 

  Miley Stewart : Miley.

• Miley Stewart : [as Milo, a boy]  Easy Otto.

  Lily Truscott : [as Otis, a boy]  aw-tis, oh-tis.

• Lily Truscott : Robbie Ray hurt us

  [pounds chest] 

  Lily Truscott : Hurt us deep...

  Miley Stewart : Way deep, man.

  [pounds stomach] 

  Miley Stewart : In the gut.

  Kevin Jonas : And then he lies to us... how bogus is that?

  Joe Jonas : I feel so used.

  Nick Jonas : You?

  [points to Joe] 

  Nick Jonas : I shared my nachos with that guy!

• Miley Stewart : Duck and hide daddy, it's the return of the Joni.

• Nick Jonas : This is Joe, and Kevin, and I'm Nick.

  Miley Stewart : We know who you are, your music ROCKS!

  Lily Truscott : You're so hot!

  Miley Stewart : On the charts.

• Nick Jonas : [after Hannah and Robby burst into the recording room]  Dudes... it's Hannah Montana!

  Kevin Jonas : [Nick, Joe and Kevin scramble to the door, trying to get through first; Kevin steps forward]  We're such big fans!

  Joe Jonas : [Joe steps forward to join Kevin]  We love your music!

  Nick Jonas : [Nick steps forward, too]  You're pretty.

  [Kevin hits him over the head] 

  Nick Jonas : Uh, pretty good at the singing and dancing that you do. Wow, you're pretty.

  Kevin Jonas : [looks at Nick]  Nice save.

  [looks back at Hannah, holding out his hand] 

  Kevin Jonas : I'm Kevin.

  Miley Stewart : [shakes Kevin's hand]  The cute, romantic one.

  [shakes Joe's hand] 

  Miley Stewart : And you're Joe, the cute, funny one.

  [shakes Nick's hand] 

  Miley Stewart : And you're Nick, the cute, sensitive one.

  Robby Ray Stewart : [breaks handshake]  And I'm her daddy, the cute, protective one.

• [Hannah goes in recording booth to see the Jonas Brothers] 

  Miley Stewart : Sweet mama, It's the Jonas Brothers!