- Robby Ray Stewart: [after the Jonas Brothers ask him to write them a song] I'd love to!
- Miley Stewart: Song-writing daddy say WHAT?
- Joe Jonas: [After listening to "Milo" and "Otis" singing their song badly] That's, that's our song. Isn't it?
- Kevin Jonas: I can't hear you. My ears are full of melted brain.
- Nick Jonas: I kinda liked it.
- [Gets hit by Kevin and Joe]
- Joe Jonas: You're Robbie Ray.
- [to Kevin]
- Joe Jonas: He writes all the songs.
- Kevin Jonas: I know! "Nobody's Perfect" is genius.
- Robby Ray Stewart: I like the cute, romantic one.
- Joe Jonas: I love how it starts off soft, and then BAM! Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days...
- [Kevin and Nick join in]
- Joe Jonas, Kevin Jonas, Nick Jonas: Everybody knows what, what I'm talkin' 'bout, everybody gets that way!
- Robby Ray Stewart: I was wrong. I like 'em all.
- Miley Stewart: Step aside, cowboy, I saw 'em first.
- Lily Truscott: Oh my gosh. You're dad's having a bro-mance.
- Miley Stewart: Worse. He's having a Joe-Bro-Mance.
- Lily Truscott: Relax. I'm sure he has a pet name for you, too.
- Miley Stewart: Yeah.
- [with disgust]
- Miley Stewart: Miley.
- Lily Truscott: Robbie Ray hurt us
- [pounds chest]
- Lily Truscott: Hurt us deep...
- Miley Stewart: Way deep, man.
- [pounds stomach]
- Miley Stewart: In the gut.
- Kevin Jonas: And then he lies to us... how bogus is that?
- Joe Jonas: I feel so used.
- Nick Jonas: You?
- [points to Joe]
- Nick Jonas: I shared my nachos with that guy!
- Nick Jonas: This is Joe, and Kevin, and I'm Nick.
- Miley Stewart: We know who you are, your music ROCKS!
- Lily Truscott: You're so hot!
- Miley Stewart: On the charts.
- Nick Jonas: [After hugging Lily disguised as Otis] That dude smells really good.
- Joe Jonas: hits him on the back of the head
- Nick Jonas: [after Hannah and Robby burst into the recording room] Dudes... it's Hannah Montana!
- Kevin Jonas: [Nick, Joe and Kevin scramble to the door, trying to get through first; Kevin steps forward] We're such big fans!
- Joe Jonas: [Joe steps forward to join Kevin] We love your music!
- Nick Jonas: [Nick steps forward, too] You're pretty.
- [Kevin hits him over the head]
- Nick Jonas: Uh, pretty good at the singing and dancing that you do. Wow, you're pretty.
- Kevin Jonas: [looks at Nick] Nice save.
- [looks back at Hannah, holding out his hand]
- Kevin Jonas: I'm Kevin.
- Miley Stewart: [shakes Kevin's hand] The cute, romantic one.
- [shakes Joe's hand]
- Miley Stewart: And you're Joe, the cute, funny one.
- [shakes Nick's hand]
- Miley Stewart: And you're Nick, the cute, sensitive one.
- Robby Ray Stewart: [breaks handshake] And I'm her daddy, the cute, protective one.
- [Hannah goes in recording booth to see the Jonas Brothers]
- Miley Stewart: Sweet mama, It's the Jonas Brothers!