My Boys (TV Series)

Douchebag in the City (2007)

Kyle Howard: Bobby Newman

Quotes 

• PJ Franklin : [about Brendan]  Okay, does anybody know that douchebag who just left?

  Mike : Not me. I don't hang with douches.

  Stephanie : What's wrong with him?

  Kenny : Ever since you gave him that 'Sexiest Bachelor' thing, he's been shortening his words. "Waffs" and "Vods."

  Bobby : Yeah, it's... annoy.

• Bobby : Hey guys. We're just about to go to the bar and beg for some drinks. You want us to beg ya anything?

  Debbie : Yeah, I'll have a Hip 'n Hop with Grey Goose and Corralejo.

  Bobby : A wha'?

  Debbie : Oh, it's like a Cosmo with tequila.

  Bobby : Mmm. Yuck.

• [Andy's neighbor mowed his lawn for him] 

  Andy : I should do something nice for Fitzy in return. What-what's the protocol?

  Bobby : I don't know. You could reseal his driveway for him. That's a suburbs thing, right?

  Andy : Yeah, but where does it end? He paints my house, I put a pool in his backyard. Next thing you know, we're raising a barn like an Amish community.

• Mike : [spotting Brendan across the dance floor]  I'll call 'im.

  Bobby : Why don't you tell him you're 1984 and you want your sunglasses back?

  Kenny : Or just tell 'im you're 1984 and you want Mary Lou Retton's leotard back.