Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)

John Goodman: Graham Bloomwood

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• Graham Bloomwood : Your mother and I think that if the American economy can be billions in debt and still survive, so can you.

• Alette Naylor : You will make your column personal.

  Rebecca Bloomwood : Mm-hmm.

  Alette Naylor : [takes one shoe from a shoe box found next to her, on the table she's sitting at]  You will take a piece from your own wardrobe, like this for example. This is very pretty.

  Graham Bloomwood : They're swell.

  Alette Naylor : This season, I believe.

  Rebecca Bloomwood : Um, well, they are Louboutins, so, I mean, well, they're not affordable fashion.

  Alette Naylor : Fear not, Chez Alette, we print the prices very small. Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! And after all, what are credit cards for, huh? You must know that.

  Rebecca Bloomwood : Yeah, wow. Yeah, no, I, um... I know all about credit cards. And final notices, and debt collectors. Um, they should print that in the fashion magazines. Right?

  Jane Bloomwood : Mm-hmm.

  Alette Naylor : Ahh... Rebecca, you have a moral conscience. But if you want to work for my magazine...

  Rebecca Bloomwood : No, no, I really... I wanna work at Alette.

  Graham Bloomwood : What's the matter, baby?

  Rebecca Bloomwood : I just, I have that really annoying feeling in the pit of my stomach. You know that, that feeling when...?

  Jane Bloomwood : Yes, yes, yes. I get it... I get it in the back of my head.

  Rebecca Bloomwood : Yeah, when... You know what I mean?

  Jane Bloomwood : You wanna do something, but you sort of feel like you shouldn't?

  Rebecca Bloomwood : That's it!

  Graham Bloomwood : I get heartburn.

  Rebecca Bloomwood : I just... I have made so many mistakes, and I feel like taking this job would be another one.

  Alette Naylor : Before you make your decision, you should know this. When I leave this house, the opportunity leave with me.

  Rebecca Bloomwood : Well, then you should both go.

  Alette Naylor : C'est la vie.

• Graham Bloomwood : [talk to Rebecca]  Life is like a swap meet. You never know when great riches... are going to turn up unexpectedly.