Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Dance, Lies and Videotape (2020)

John Waters: Pornmonger Man

Quotes 

• Pornmonger Man : Ballerina getting nailed in a tutu. That's a whole genre. But what isn't? Rule 34, am I right? You gotta be more specific.

  Amanda Rollins : Okay, well, this was posted two days ago.

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : And there's been an official complaint. You need to take this down.

  Pornmonger Man : So, it's revenge porn. You still can't just waltz in here, flash a badge, and expect me to fold like a cheap tent.

  Amanda Rollins : And why is that?

  Pornmonger Man : Well, in case they didn't teach you this in cop school, there is a little thing known as the First Amendment.

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : Well, I actually went to lawyer school, where they taught us about subpoenas. So how about I go get one for every hard drive in this dump?

  Amanda Rollins : We start kicking the tires, you don't think we're gonna find dozens of minors in your little video cache?

  Pornmonger Man : Maybe we got off on the wrong foot. Let's start again. I can scrub this from our site, but it's not gonna mean anything. Nothing disappears from the Internet. No, it gets pirated, goes airborne, and then mutates like the plague.

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : Well, for now, let's eliminate Patient Zero. How did you get this?