- Tabitha: Hi, Buckley!
- Buckley: I am no longer Buckley. I am Yelkcub, the inversion of everything that Buckley was.
- Tabitha: Yelkcub? Did you think of that yourself?
- Buckley: Yep.
- Tabitha: It's really lame.
- Buckley: OK, I'm Buckley! Can I come and stay at your place? I walked out on Louise.
- Tabitha: I guess that would be OK, only there's a bit of mystery about who my owner is.
- Buckley: A mystery, huh? The kind of mystery where, if it was like in a TV show, people would really get into it, and want to solve it, and swap clues on Internet forums, thus giving the show that crucial cult appeal? That kind of mystery?
- Tabitha: No, I just forgot.
- Buckley: Oh well.