The Commune (2009)

Chauntal Lewis: Jenny, Daughter

Quotes 

• Jenny Cross : Mom, there is wiggy shit going down here.

  Jenny Cross : Wiggy shit.

  Jenny Cross : Way beyond not having internet or cable.

  Jenny Cross : We're talking full on cult.

  Jenny Cross : These people are freaks.

  Jenny Cross : Vows of silence, macaroni crafts and graven images everywhere...

• Jenny Cross : In Jennyism, we do chores after dinner.

  Jenny Cross : It's a sign of respect to the almighty teen.

• Jenny Cross : You hippie-lesbo-patchouli-smelling... whore!

• Dr. Polieos : I don't know where your Mother gets this idea I have money.

  Dr. Polieos : She's lying.

  Dr. Polieos : Yet again.

  Jenny Cross : The Mother who raised me while you spent every weekend at self-help seminars for two grand a pop?

• Jenny Cross : I guess I'm just disappointed is all.

  Cassie Cross : Disappointed is a lover's word.

  Cassie Cross : Remember, he's just a man.

  Cassie Cross : Another screwed up liberal man whose single mother did everything for him until he turned into effing Peter Pan.

  Cassie Cross : God, it's her fault really.

• Jenny Cross : Is that it?

  Puck : No, there's more.

• Dr. Polieos : All I want is a relationship with you.

  Dr. Polieos : Is it so much to ask for?

  Dr. Polieos : I know I'm not a Gilbert Girl like your mother...

  Jenny Cross : Gilmore Girls.

  Dr. Polieos : Give your dad one chance.

  Dr. Polieos : Things will be different, I promise.

  Dr. Polieos : If not, you can run away tomorrow.

  Dr. Polieos : But tonight, we're having this eggplant stew I learned from a tribal chief in the Himalayans...

• Jenny Cross : So you're Wiccan.

  Rhea : Stag's Grove is non-denominational.

  Rhea : We promote religious understanding and tolerance.

  Jenny Cross : So you make things up.

• Jenny Cross : You know, I was born on Midsummer.

  Puck : And I am Puck.

  Puck : Sure you want to run away from us?

  Puck : Maybe we were meant to be.

  Puck : How 'bout I take you back to freak village and stand guard while you grab your stuff. Then we get in my car and drive.

  Puck : We can rob Qwik-E Marts. Like Natural Born Killers."

  Jenny Cross : That's a little overdramatic.

  Jenny Cross : I'm just another victim of divorce.

  Jenny Cross : All I need is a one way ticket bus ticket home, and a bilateral parentectomy.

• Jenny Cross : How old is she, six?

  Jenny Cross : I mean come on.

  Jenny Cross : I didn't even drew my first dick until at least fourth grade.

• Jenny Cross : Did you write that?

  Puck : Yes, for you.

  Jenny Cross : The part where it was my name only, right?

  Jenny Cross : Last week you sang it for Heidi, the week before it was Katt...

  Puck : Actually it was Stacy.

  Puck : And the week before that it was Kathleen...