Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)
The TiVo Guy (2007)
Mark Derwin: Doctor
Quotes
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Doctor : Based on your signs and symptoms, when you twisted your body, your testicles got ensnared in the fly of your underwear, which acted like a noose, and it caused scrotal hematoma and contusion.
Leon Black : Twisted balls.
Doctor : In layman's terms, yes. It's...
Leon Black : Twisted balls.
Doctor : It's not as bad as it sounds. It's a bruising, which will probably last about a week or so.
Larry David : Oh, OK.
Doctor : But, I would definitely recommend switching to a style of underwear with no fly.
Larry David : No Fly Zone? Is that what you're telling me? I'm not wearing that underwear. OK?
Leon Black : You gotta do it, man. You got long balls, Larry. Long balls. You've got long-ass balls.
Larry David : I've got long balls?
Leon Black : Doc, you've seen his balls, right?
Larry David : Would you say my balls were unusually long?
Doctor : They're a bit more distended than the average testicles.
Leon Black : You got long-ass balls, Larry. "Long Ball Larry." That's your new name.
Larry David : [incredulously] Long balls. Who the hell knew?
Leon Black : Long balls. Change your drawers.