Ted Lasso (TV Series)
For the Children (2020)
Jason Sudeikis: Ted Lasso
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Quotes
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Ted Lasso : [to Jamie and Roy] Now, listen. You two knuckleheads have split our locker room in half. And when it comes to locker rooms, I like 'em just like my mother's bathing suits: I only wanna see 'em in one piece, you hear?
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Rupert Mannion : So, you ask Rebecca what she thought about texting Robbie?
Ted Lasso : You know what? I couldn't find her. I say don't worry about it.
Rupert Mannion : If you change your mind, say the word and... sent. He'll be right over. Top up.
[turns to walk away]
Ted Lasso : Hey, Rupert? Something just occurred to me. If you could've texted Robbie Williams asking him to come tonight... you could've probably just as easily asked him not to come.
Rupert Mannion : [chuckles] Well, now, that would have made me a real piece of shit, wouldn't it?
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Ted Lasso : [to Roy] You know how they say that "youth is wasted on the young"? Well, I say don't let the wisdom of age be wasted on you.
Rebecca Welton : Ted?
Ted Lasso : [to Roy] I just came up with that. I feel pretty good about it.
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Ted Lasso : You two knuckleheads have split our locker room in half. And when it comes to locker rooms, I like 'em just like my mother's bathing suits. I only wanna see 'em in one piece, you hear? So we're fixing this. Tell me what's the biggest issue you got with each other. Go.
Roy Kent : He's a piece of shit.
Jamie Tartt : If his brain was on fire, I wouldn't piss in his ear.
