Midsomer Murders (TV Series)
Blood Wedding (2008)
Jason Hughes: DS Ben Jones
Quotes
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[Jones is interviewing guests at the wedding]
DS Ben Jones : If I could start with you, Mr Colk-key-hown.
[stunned silence]
DS Ben Jones : Mr Colk-key-hown?
Randall Colquhoun : [patronisingly] It's pronounced "Co-hoon".
DS Ben Jones : You're the best man, I gather.
Randall Colquhoun : I *was*.
DS Ben Jones : A friend of the family, then?
Randall Colquhoun : No, sworn enemy! What do *you* think?
Harry Fitzroy : Look, we have family matters to discuss. Do we really have to do this now?
DS Ben Jones : Yes. And I'll also need to talk to the vicar who was just here.
Harry Fitzroy : Who? Uncle Marcus?
DS Ben Jones : But I'm happy to start with you - and Mr Colk-key-hown.
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Sally Fielding : You've got a very suspicious mind.
DS Ben Jones : I'm a police officer. 'Suspicious mind' is on my CV.
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DS Ben Jones : [to Barnaby] It's typical of the upper classes. If it's not fox hunting or polo, it's sex.
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DS Ben Jones : Been getting a lot of this 'Upstairs, Downstairs' stuff, sir.
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DS Ben Jones : Not very talkative, are they, the Fitzroys?
DCI Tom Barnaby : Old families, Jones. In a house this size there are many cupboards.
DS Ben Jones : And many skeletons.