Psych (TV Series)
Bounty Hunters! (2007)
Dulé Hill: Burton Guster
Quotes
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Shawn Spencer : [to Carlton] You know, when you reprimand us, you might try using your *feeling* voice. Otherwise, all we hear is...
Shawn Spencer , Burton 'Gus' Guster : [sarcastically, in deep voices] Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, raa, raa, raa, raa, raa, raa,raa...
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : [after meeting Byrd Tatums] Wow... I think I hate that guy.
Shawn Spencer : Yeah, well, that's the way it usually goes when you meet your childhood heroes, Gus. Nothing but heartache and disappointment. Remember how sad you were when you ran into Judge Reinhold at the dry cleaners?
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Shawn Spencer : Is this a briefcase or an attaché?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I think it's a briefcase. Attachés have a softer shell.
Shawn Spencer : Really? That's all that differentiates them, a softer shell?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Well, "attaché" does have a better ring to it.
Shawn Spencer : Let's go with attaché.
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Carlton Lassiter : Just so we're clear, just so there's no confusion, let me explain this one more time in terms I know you'll understand.
[holds first hand at eye level]
Carlton Lassiter : Cops are here.
[drops second hand to waist level]
Carlton Lassiter : Bounty hunters are here.
[holds first hand slightly above second]
Carlton Lassiter : Psychics are here
Burton 'Gus' Guster : We beat bounty hunters!
Carlton Lassiter : By a knuckle.
Shawn Spencer : Where are orthodontists on this scale?
Carlton Lassiter : I'm asking for your help. Don't make me ask twice.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : Now I'm going to head home, take a long nap, and wait for the bruises to show up on my wrist.
Shawn Spencer : That actually sounds pretty good. I'll come along. It's been a long time since we've napped together.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : You didn't tie up the boat?
Shawn Spencer : Me? The last guy off the boat ties it up, everyone knows that.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : You asked for the rope! Why would you ask for the rope if you didn't intend on tying it up, Shawn?
Shawn Spencer : What are you, the ambassador of rope etiquette?
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : [about Byrd] You know what, Shawn? Let's get out of here. This guy wouldn't know a good deal if it bit him in the seat of his Han Solo action figure pants!