Johnny Carson: It's only fitting that a cheese company should sponsor a dinner for a rat.
Johnny Carson: [Introducing George C. Scott] Now go figure this man. He'll refuse to attend the Oscar ceremonies... but he'll come to a dinner for a two-bit comic.
Johnny Carson: Milton Berle almost drowned last summer... and my act flashed before his eyes.
Johnny Carson: Don got his start early in show business... as a heckler at telethons.