"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" Episode #1.3 (TV Episode 1981) - David Tate as Eddie

Eddie : I'm waiting. I can wait all day if necessary.

Zaphod Beeblebrox : Computer, if you don't open that exit hatch pretty damn pronto, I shall go straight to your major data banks with a very large axe and give you a reprogramming you will never forget. Capisco?

[pause]

Zaphod Beeblebrox : Okay. Get the axe.
Ford Prefect : Proving nothing. I wouldn't trust that computer to speak my weight.

Eddie : I can do that for you, sure.

Ford Prefect : No, thank you.

Eddie : I can even work out your personality problems to ten decimal places if it'll help.
Eddie : [he's been switched to his Emergency Back-up Personality, which sounds like a nagging mother] Now this is going to be your first day on a strange planet, so I want you all to dress up snug and warm and no playing with any naughty bug-eyed monsters!
Ford Prefect : Zaphod, I can't help what you may personally be in orbit around, but this ship...

Zaphod Beeblebrox : Computer!

Ford Prefect : [wincing as if in deep pain] Oh no!

Eddie : Hi there. This is Eddie, your shipboard computer, and I'm feeling just great, guys, and I know I'm just going to get a bundle of kicks out of any program you care to run through me.

David Tate: Eddie