The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV Series)

Episode #1.3 (1981)

Mark Wing-Davey: Zaphod Beeblebrox

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Quotes 

• Eddie : I'm waiting. I can wait all day if necessary.

  Zaphod Beeblebrox : Computer, if you don't open that exit hatch pretty damn pronto, I shall go straight to your major data banks with a very large axe and give you a reprogramming you will never forget. Capisco?

  [pause] 

  Zaphod Beeblebrox : Okay. Get the axe.

• Zaphod Beeblebrox : Into the interior of the planet. That is where we have to go. Down into the very depths of time itself where no man has trod these five million years. We are not gonna be great. We are not gonna be amazing. We are gonna be amazingly amazing!

  Marvin : Sounds awful.

  Zaphod Beeblebrox : Can it, Marvin.

  Marvin : Life. Loathe it or ignore it. You can't like it.

• [as a pair of nuclear missiles close in on the Heart of Gold] 

  Zaphod Beeblebrox : Hey, this is terrific, they're trying to kill us! You know what that means?

  Arthur Dent : Yes, we're going to die.

• Ford Prefect : Zaphod, I can't help what you may personally be in orbit around, but this ship...

  Zaphod Beeblebrox : Computer!

  Ford Prefect : [wincing as if in deep pain]  Oh no!

  Eddie : Hi there. This is Eddie, your shipboard computer, and I'm feeling just great, guys, and I know I'm just going to get a bundle of kicks out of any program you care to run through me.