CatDog (TV Series)

Dog Gone/All You Can't Eat (1998)

Carlos Alazraqui: Winslow, Lube, Mr.Depot

Quotes 

• Cat : Hiya kids! Do you know what time it is? It's time to read some fan mail! Winslow, pass up those letters, my good man.

  Winslow T. Oddfellow : Nothing today, Chief.

  Cat : Are you sure?

  Winslow T. Oddfellow : Trust me. You two are as popular as a monkey in a banana patch. Forget about it.

  Dog : I have one! "Dear Us, Where did we come from? Signed, you and me."

  Winslow T. Oddfellow : Pathetic.

  Cat : Good question, Dog. As some may not realize, Dog and I are descendants of royalty.

  Dog : Right, royalty! Um... I don't get it.

  Cat : [whispering to Dog]  Just work with me here, okay?

  Dog : Oh! Royalty! We were the King and Queen of England! We wore crowns of sausages, dental floss, and bowling balls!

  Cat : Yeah, well that was the rumor, but we did grow up in a beautiful country.

  Dog : Beautiful country high in the frigid peaks of the Florida Alps!

  Cat : Florida Alps?

  Dog : Then we learned to fly... out into outer space... and back down into the ocean! There, we found deep-sea leprechauns... and a void so dark, we got lost in a crazy negative demension!

  Cat : OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! THAT IS ENOUGH!

  Dog : You said, "work with me." I'm working with you.

  Winslow T. Oddfellow : And you two wonder why you never get fan mail? Sheesh Louis!

  Cat : [to Dog]  Deep-sea leprechauns?