On the Count of Three (2021)
Jerrod Carmichael: Val
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Quotes
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Val : You can't listen to music that exactly describes the emotional thing you're going through. You know how cheesy that is? I don't listen to Alanis Morissette when I'm going through a breakup, and I'm not listening to Papa fucking Roach on the day I'm gonna kill myself.
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Val : I have those thoughts. I think about it all the time and it brings me comfort. It brings me relief. Not waking up tomorrow is the most beautiful thought I've had in a long time.
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Val : Homicide's a real fucked up gift.
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Val : Kevin, thanks for hitting my dad over the head with a tire iron earlier.
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Val : I'm sorry I didn't know I had to send a "save the date" for a fucking double suicide.