Ted Lasso (TV Series)
The Hope That Kills You (2020)
Jason Sudeikis: Ted Lasso
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Quotes
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Sam Obisanya : Coach. do they not have relegation in America?
Ted Lasso : Oh, no, no, no.
Isaac : So what happens to all the shit teams at the end of the season?
Ted Lasso : You know, they play out the rest of the schedule going through the motions in meaningless games contested in lifeless half-empty stadiums, and everyone's pretty much fine with that. That sound about right coach?
Coach Beard : Yeah, it's dumb.
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Ted Lasso : [as Roy enters the coaches' office] Hey, Roy.
Roy Kent : Not sure if you know this, but the rules say you gotta pick a new captain.
[gives him the "Captain" armband]
Ted Lasso : Oh. No, sir. You're my captain. That's the rule.
[gives the armband back]
Roy Kent : No. The captain has to be on the pitch. That's the rule.
[gives the band back]
Ted Lasso : I say that the current captain has to pick the new captain. That's my new rule.
[passes back the armband]
Roy Kent : Don't want to.
[tosses it to Ted]
Ted Lasso : Well, you have to.
[tosses it back]
Roy Kent : I decline.
[toss]
Ted Lasso : I insist.
[toss]
Roy Kent : Can't make me.
[throws it]
Ted Lasso : Roy Kent, until you choose your successor,
[folding the band in his palm]
Ted Lasso : your duties as captain of this squad remain unfulfilled.
[and makes it disappear - then reveals it's in his other hand and tosses it to a perfect landing on Roy's head. Beard is delighted]
Roy Kent : [deadpan] This is why it's hard to love you.
[and leaves the room]
Ted Lasso : Oh!
[whispers]
Ted Lasso : You heard it, right?
Coach Beard : He loves you!
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Ted Lasso : Do you believe in miracles?
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Ted Lasso : See, I believe in hope. I believe in "believe."