Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Sex & Violins (1999)
Justin Berfield: Ross Malloy
Quotes
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Jack Malloy : [to Tiffany:] A truthful person just has to remember what he said. A liar has to remember what he said to different people. Yes, it's a wonderful, tangled web the liar weaves. Try it, honey, I think you'll like it.
[demonstrates:]
Jack Malloy : Oh, Ross!
Ross Malloy : Yes, Dad?
Jack Malloy : I love you, son.
Ross Malloy : [really pleased] Thanks, Dad.
Jack Malloy : [to Tiffany] You see how simple it is? Well, I'll be down in the basement in case anyone needs me.
Ross Malloy : I'll... I'll come with you, Dad.
[Jack makes a break for it, runs for the door, slamming it behind him]
Ross Malloy : I'm warning you, old man! I'm gonna grow up normal if it kills me!