Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy

Quotes 

• Barbara Caufield : Truth is just something boring people tell each other. People who truly care about one another take the time to lie to each other.

  [as insincere as can be:] 

  Barbara Caufield : You look lovely.

  Tiffany Malloy : And you... hardly look used at all.

  Barbara Caufield : See? You can lie just as well as I can.

  Tiffany Malloy : Well, I prefer to lie to get something that isn't worth getting.

  Barbara Caufield : Why, that's beautiful. Would you mind *needlepointing* that for me and *putting* it over your bed when you go to Stanford, oh, 'Harvard of the West'?

  Tiffany Malloy : If Harvard is so stupid as to accept a big bunch of lies, then I don't wanna go there anyway.

  [breaks down, squeals:] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Oh, yes, I do!

• Ryan Malloy : How about... you play the violin?

  Tiffany Malloy : [about to reject another hare-brained idea]  Ryan, that's... perfect! First of all, you'd never have your violin with you, and second of all, who'd ask you to play the violin? That would be like asking Michael Bolton to sing.

  Ryan Malloy : He stinks.

  Tiffany Malloy : Yeah! Oh, but the snooty, arty, sophisticated at Harvard will lap it up like soccer moms lap up the President's lies.