Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Desperately Seeking Serena (2008)
Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen
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Quotes
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Serena van der Woodsen : [covers Dan's eyes and kisses him]
Dan Humphrey : Oh, Chuck, I had no idea you felt that way about me!
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Blair Waldorf : Nelly Yuki must be destroyed!
Serena van der Woodsen : Why do you keep saying her name?
Blair Waldorf : Because it's Nelly Yuki!
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Serena van der Woodsen : I gotta wait for Dan. He's stressed. He doesn't do well with tests, so...
Blair Waldorf : Performance anxiety?
Serena van der Woodsen : Bye, Blair!
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Serena van der Woodsen : [to Georgina] I don't want you to ever contact me again.
Georgina Sparks : Just because of a few nights of harmless fun?
Serena van der Woodsen : It wasn't fun waking up and not knowing where I was. It wasn't fun missing the SAT's and it definitely wasn't fun lying to Dan.
Georgina Sparks : And this is all my fault because...
Serena van der Woodsen : It's my fault because I make huge mistakes when I'm with you.
Georgina Sparks : So you wanna distant yourself from your mistakes by staying away from me? You were there to, Serena. It was just as much you if not more...
Serena van der Woodsen : This is not about last year. It's about last night!
Georgina Sparks : Like you were just some innocent bystander who walked in on...
Serena van der Woodsen : I'm not talking about it, Georgina, okay! And neither are you. If I go down, you go down with me. In the meanwhile, stay out of my life.
Georgina Sparks : I don't need anybody in my life who doesn't wanna be there.
Serena van der Woodsen : Then we're agreed.
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Chuck Bass : [about Blair] She really needs to tone down the social niceties. It's embarrassing.
Serena van der Woodsen : Eventually, the two of you are gonna have to work out your issues.
Chuck Bass : What issues? I'm issue free, and based on my exhaustive research, so are you.
Serena van der Woodsen : Georgina?
Chuck Bass : According to my very reliable sources, Georgina Sparks is nowhere near our fair isle. She's in Switzerland, dating the prince of Belfort.
Serena van der Woodsen : There's a prince of Belfort? And she's dating him? Oh, thank God!
Chuck Bass : Now you can enjoy the gifts she mailed you with piece of mind and maybe Chuck in the room?
Serena van der Woodsen : [shoves Chuck] Oh, shoot, except we're siblings!
Chuck Bass : Georgie always brought out the devil in you. Part of me is disappointed she's not here.
Serena van der Woodsen : Mm, I wonder which part.
Chuck Bass : It's been a while since I saw the old Serena.
Serena van der Woodsen : Well, thanks to her, the new one has to break 2000 on her SAT's, so if you could just go smarm elsewhere.
Chuck Bass : The offer still stands. I know a lovely little redhead that's just dying to be you for the day.
Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, I'll leave the cheating to you, Chuck. I plan on taking the SAT's myself.
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Georgina Sparks : [as Dan walks off] You always did know how to leave them wanting more.
Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, my God, Georgina!
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Serena van der Woodsen : [SOS call on phone] I'm so stupid. So, so, so stupid.
Chuck Bass : You don't sound stupid, you sound drunk. What have you been into?
Serena van der Woodsen : Georgina. Good news is she doesn't want anything except a party. Bad news is... I partied.
Chuck Bass : Care to paint a picture? Does this party require clothes?
Serena van der Woodsen : I'm supposed to be at Dan's, studying. I called to tell him I'd be late, but not this late. I... I just have to call him and say...
Chuck Bass : ...That instead of studying with him, you're out with your old pal Georgina.
Serena van der Woodsen : No, I don't want him to know she exists. My Mom, Blair, even you can't stand her. Dan, of all people, cannot know Georgie. Can you help me?
Chuck Bass : [low voice] Say you need me.
Serena van der Woodsen : Chuck...!
Chuck Bass : Hearing you scream my name is more than enough. I'll take care of it and pick you up in ten.