Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Desperately Seeking Serena (2008)

Yin Chang: Nelly Yuki

Quotes 

• Blair Waldorf : [as Nelly walks up the steps to take the SATs, Blair quickly walks over to her]  Rough night?

  Nelly Yuki : Yeah, and not in a good way. Todd doesn't want to get back together.

  [Blair's minions chime in with false pity] 

  Blair Waldorf : No? But he said...

  Nelly Yuki : We stayed up all night having the same conversation about why we broke up over and over again.

  [drops her calculator and Blair takes out the batteries without anyone noticing; Blair's minions chime in again calling Nelly Yuki's ex-boyfriend names] 

  Nelly Yuki : I got no sleep, spent the whole night crying.

  Blair Waldorf : Aw, okay. Well good luck!

  [hands the calculator back to Nelly] 

• Nelly Yuki : Look, I'm not stupid. I know you're not really interested in how my family owns half of Tribeca.

  Hazel : Of course we're interested. You're the newest member of our little club.

  Penelope : Which is only for the smartest girls of the junior class.

  Nelly Yuki : Our junior class only has 30 girls. We're already an elite club.

  [Nelly gets impatient and grabs her violin case] 

  Nelly Yuki : Can I go now?

  Hazel : You know what would be hot? You, us at G-spa.

  Nelly Yuki : I don't drink.

  Penelope : Saks Fifth?

  Nelly Yuki : Hate shopping.

  Hazel : Yogurt on the steps?

  Nelly Yuki : Lactose intolerant. Look, I really don't want any friends. All I want is to be alone and to never listen to Flo Rida ever again.

  Penelope : What happened? A little backstage hit it and quit it?

  Nelly Yuki : What? No, my boyfriend broke up with me at a Flo Rida concert. One minute, we were waving our hands in the air like we just didn't care and the next...

  [gets upset and walks off] 

• Nelly Yuki : [Blair walks by while playing a Flo Rida song]  Oh God. Not that song.

  Blair Waldorf : Nelly Yuki, what's wrong?

  Nelly Yuki : It's like it's happening all over again. That song just reminds me of my boyfriend. My ex-boyfriend I should say.

  Blair Waldorf : Oh no, did he dump you?

  [Nelly nods] 

  Blair Waldorf : That's horrible. What was his name? Brad? Bill?

  Nelly Yuki : Todd. Jansen.

  Blair Waldorf : [quickly walks over to Nelly]  There is nothing like the fresh sharp pain of a break up. Believe me. I've had my fair share of heartache, but this is about you. Tonight, you're going to come over to my house and just cry till you get it all out of your system.

  Nelly Yuki : I can't. I have to be focused tomorrow.

  Blair Waldorf : You can't focus when something's on your mind, now can you?

  [closes Nelly's textbook] 

  Blair Waldorf : Come, come, come. Tell me all about it.

  [Nelly smiles and is taken by Blair's false generosity]