Gossip Girl (TV Series)
All About My Brother (2008)
Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen
Quotes
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Serena van der Woodsen : Blair...
[Serena just entered Blair's house]
Blair Waldorf : Serena, what are you doing here? It's late.
[Serena starts to cry]
Blair Waldorf : Oh my God, what happened? What's wrong? Talk to me.
Serena van der Woodsen : I can't.
Blair Waldorf : Of course you can.
Serena van der Woodsen : No, no, B. This is the one thing I can't tell you. I can't tell anyone.
Blair Waldorf : I'm not anyone, I'm me. You can tell me anything.
Serena van der Woodsen : No, I can't because then that would make you a part of it and you can't be a part of this.
Blair Waldorf : What are you talking about? You're starting to scare me.
[Serena cries more]
Blair Waldorf : Hey, hey, hey. We're sisters. You're my family. What is you is me. There's nothing you could ever say to make me let go. I love you. What is it?
Serena van der Woodsen : I killed someone.
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Serena van der Woodsen : These rumors are getting to be ridiculous.
Eric van der Woodsen : Oh, like the one where I'm Gossip Girl.
Serena van der Woodsen : [laughing] Hey, it made sense at the time, you have to admit!
Eric van der Woodsen : It didn't make any sense.
Serena van der Woodsen : It did! Yeah, it did.
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Serena van der Woodsen : [to Blair] It's a snub from one party, B. Plus, what's the big deal, anyway? You don't even like Asher.
Blair Waldorf : I didn't like last season's Louis Vuitton patchwork bag either, but that doesn't mean I wanna see it all over town on Jenny Humphrey's arm.
Serena van der Woodsen : Touche.
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Serena van der Woodsen : [to Dan] What's wrong? You look stressed, even for you.
Dan Humphrey : I'm still worried about Jenny.
Blair Waldorf : You mean because she's self-obsessed, self-serving, self-centered, self...
Dan Humphrey : No, no. I wish it was about her and herself, but it's more about... who she's with. I can't get through to her. I tried and she just completely blew me off. And she dissed my pants.
Blair Waldorf : Maybe I underestimated her.
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Serena van der Woodsen : [to Eric] Why the long face? Are you still sad Mom wouldn't let you go to Monte Carlo for the bachelor party?
Eric van der Woodsen : No, I'm fine, I figured I'd let Bart, Chuck, and Prince Albert have their fun. Ah, that didn't come out like I meant it.
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Serena van der Woodsen : [to Eric] Who are you talking to?
Eric van der Woodsen : Chuck.
Serena van der Woodsen : You called Chuck?
Eric van der Woodsen : Yeah, I've been talking to him a lot lately. Guy's got his faults, but he's never judged me.
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Serena van der Woodsen : Chuck, yes, I'm still fine. I haven't heard from Georgina in two weeks, so if you'd stop calling me, I'd finally be rid of all of my monsters. Bye!
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Georgina Sparks : [to Serena] Well, I had fun, how about you?
Serena van der Woodsen : What do you want from me?
Georgina Sparks : I want things to go back to how they were. Before that night. Before things got so screwed up. We were such good friends and now we can be again.
Serena van der Woodsen : Why would I want to be friends with somebody who blackmails me, who outs my little brother at the dinner table?
Georgina Sparks : Eric was an honest mistake. I would never hurt him.
Serena van der Woodsen : No, I don't believe you. I don't believe you about Eric, about anything!
Georgina Sparks : Maybe you're right. Maybe I did it on purpose
[scoffs]
Georgina Sparks : because I can. Because I know things about you, about your family, about your boyfriend and I know them before you do.
[flags down a cab]
Georgina Sparks : Oh, look. Cab. You get home safe.
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Lily van der Woodsen : [to Serena] Where do you think you're going?
Serena van der Woodsen : I can't talk right now, Mom. I'll explain later.
Lily van der Woodsen : If you invite an old friend to our quiet family dinner, I expect you to stay and eat. You know how I always loved when Georgina came around.
Georgina Sparks : I ran into Lily in the lobby. You totally forgot to tell her I was coming over for dinner.
[kisses Serena on the cheek]
Georgina Sparks : Did you get my present?
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Dan Humphrey : How are you always so right?
Serena van der Woodsen : That's easy when you're always wrong.
[delightful laugh]