The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization (2008)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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[after Leonard and Sheldon's brawl]
Howard Wolowitz : You won't believe it.
Raj Koothrappali : Someone got the whole thing on their cell phone and put it on YouTube.
Leonard Hofstadter : What?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, who would do that?
Howard Wolowitz : That would be me.
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Sheldon Cooper : You know, in the future, when we're disembodied brains in jars, we're going to look back on this as eight hours well wasted.
Raj Koothrappali : I don't want to be in a jar. I want my brain in an android body... eight feet tall and ripped.
Howard Wolowitz : I'm with you. I just have to make sure if I'm a synthetic human, I'd still be Jewish. I promised my mother.
Raj Koothrappali : I suppose you could have your android penis circumcised... but that's something your rabbi will have to discuss with the manufacturer.
Sheldon Cooper : Not to mention, you'd have to power down on Saturdays.