- Ben Plotz: The farm! The Idyllic home of Farmer John - a man who loves farming so much his first name is "Farmer".
- Farmer John: Hands off my Sheepie!
- General Specific: Dagnabbit, man! This is a matter of national security! I must have that sheep! I'm in charge of a top secret agency, you know.
- Farmer John: Really? Which one?
- General Specific: I can't tell you. It's a secret.
- Farmer John: I won't tell.
- General Specific: But if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret!
- Farmer John: Well, if you won't tell, then I'll take my sheep and go home.
- General Specific: Ooh! I wouldn't do that if I were you! If you don't give me that sheep, my soldiers will return and destroy your farm! Destroy it!
- [laughs evilly]