Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat (2007)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
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Quotes
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Alan Harper : Are you aware that you haven't had a paying job in nine months?
Charlie Harper : Are you aware that urine cures athlete's foot?
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Charlie Harper : Relax. Something will turn up.
Alan Harper : [Ill after suffering the side effects from the drug trial] I'm pretty sure something's already turned up. I think I just dropped a third testicle.