Your Friend the Rat (2007 Video)

Patton Oswalt: Remy

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Remy : Hello, I'm Remy and this is my brother Emile.

  Emile : Hi.

  Remy : We're here to speak out on behalf of repressed rats everywhere. Rats who don't have the access to media that our movie escorts us. Yes, we have to. We rats have to take a stand.

  Emile : You said we'd sing something. You know, joke around. You did not say we were going to take a stand.

  Remy : This is important. Humans need to know, humans need to...

  Emile : Feed us. That's what you need to do. Leave some garbage out and we won't bother you. Just leave the lid on top of the can loose.

  Remy : Alright. Moving on.

• [last lines] 

  Remy : Our voice will not be denied.

  Emile : You've had your say. Can we please get something to eat?

• Remy : [showing off an image of Linguini]  This is a man.

  Linguini : Hello.

  Remy : A dog, man's best friend, looks up to man. A cat looks down on man. We rats see ourselves as equal to man, but you humans don't seem to see it that way. So it's been war, a war without end!