The Slammin' Salmon (2009)
Paul Soter: Dave, Donnie
Quotes
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Rich : Dave, can I get a re-fire?
Dave : What did you just say to me?
Rich : The guy at table five wants it cooked a little bit more.
Dave : No! They asked for it medium rare. It's perfect. If he wants it cooked more, tell him to go shove it up his ass.
Rich : You want me to tell that guy to cook this in his ass?
Dave : Yeah, within the inside of his anus.
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Dave : Why do they call you Nuts?
Nuts : Because I'm crazy.
Dave : You don't look crazy.
Nuts : Oh I'm insane. You should see me without my meds. My last job, didn't take my meds one day... an hour later, I was walking around naked with peanut butter in my hair, telling people my name was Zongo. I delivered an old lady a cup of hot water with my balls in it.
Dave : [laughs nervously] Talk about your Red Zinger.
Nuts : Yeah, but I don't remember any of it. My balls were red though.
[thinks, chuckles]
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Donnie : Sounds like you're from the UK, are you in a band like Oasis or Herman's Hermits?
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Dave : ¿Cómo se dice Cleveland Steamer?