The Simpsons Game (2007 Video Game)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier

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• Marge Simpson : Bart! What are you doing next to a video game store?

  [gasps] 

  Marge Simpson : Buying a video game!

  [she snatches the game form Bart] 

  Marge Simpson : This is going to the same place that I put your swimsuit magazines, and BB gun! Homer's underwear drawer.

  [she storms off] 

  Bart Simpson : Oh great, now I've got nothing to play except the games I got yesterday. And I'm totally sick of those!

  [the Simpsons Game manual falls on Bart, who picks it up] 

  Bart Simpson : The Simpsons Game? Hmm... the only Simpsons Game I know is when we pretend Dad isn't an alcoholic. Hey, it's a game about Springfield! With Dad as a character, and Mom, and Lisa... who'd wanna play her?

  [gasps] 

  Bart Simpson : I'm in this game? I wonder what my powers are? Jumping, leaping gliding...

  [he turns into Bartman] 

  Bart Simpson : All right!

  Homer Simpson : [appears clutching a gun and a magazine]  Hey Bart, look what appeared in my magic drawer. Hey what's with the fruity get-up? If you're planning to come home like that don't bother.

• Marge Simpson : Bart, what are you doing near a video game store?

  Marge Simpson : [gasps]  Buying a video game?

  Marge Simpson : [gasps]  I've heard about this. It's the game where you play a meanie-bo-beanie who murders other meanie-bo-beanies.

  Marge Simpson : I'm putting this game in the same place I put your swimsuit magazines, and your BB Gun: Homer's Underwear Drawer.

  Bart Simpson : [groans]  Oh, Great. Now I have nothing to play except the games I bought yesterday. And I'm totally sick of them.

  Bart Simpson : [the Simpsons Game manual falls from heaven and lands in front of bart]  The Simpsons Game? Hmm... this is so weird.

  [picks up manual] 

  Bart Simpson : The only Simpsons Game I can think of is the one where we all pretend dad isn't an alcoholic. What could it be?

  Bart Simpson : Wait a second, this is a manual for a video game set in springfield!

  [gasp] 

  Bart Simpson : And dad is a character! And so is mom. And lisa... who'd wanna play her? Whoa, I'm in this game! I wonder what my moves are, jumping, floating, oh man I gotta try this!

  Bart Simpson : [turns into bart man with heroic pose and wind blowing behind him]  Wow, this is the only good book ever written!

  Homer Simpson : Hey boy, look what appeared in my magic drawer. Hey, what's with the fruity get-up? If you're planning on coming home like that don't bother.

  Bart Simpson : Dad, I'm a superhero now and I have all these awesome powers.

  Homer Simpson : Superpowers, huh? Well that's cool I guess. I was gonna go shoot bats while reading swimsuit magazines in this cave. Wanna come with?

  [Homer removes lid from manhole, Homer and Bart jump in] 

• [a panel on a game cartridge opens up, revealing the Simpsons family from the very first Simpsons game ever made] 

  Homer Simpson : Wow. We look so pixely.

  Bart Simpson : And poorly rendered.

  Marge Simpson : Which one is supposed to be me?

• Lisa Simpson : According to this you have video game powers too.

  Marge Simpson : So I can talk to fish like Aquaman? Or do whatever it is Hawkman does?

  Lisa Simpson : No, it says you have the power to make people do whatever you tell them to do.

  Marge Simpson : Just like Oprah.

• Marge Simpson : Now everyone can enjoy this game! Not just *gamers*.

• Marge Simpson : [reading the newspaper]  Yes! The legislative branch comes through again!

  Lisa Simpson : Uh, Mom? Keep reading.

  [Marge sees a picture in the paper showing Mayor Quimby accepting a bag of money] 

  Marge Simpson : Hmmm... Quimby's cozying up to that sleazy video game producer. That really burns my beehive!

• [when sending the mob out to attack someone] 

  Marge Simpson : Beat the violence out of them!

• [when sending dog mob to attack a Scratchy gangster] 

  Marge Simpson : Increase the peace... through violence!

• [when ordering dog mob to repair a house] 

  Marge Simpson : Unpimp the house!

• Marge Simpson : Sorry, Poochy, but even you aren't extreme enough to resist the power of a stay-at-home mom with too much time on her hands!