The Simpsons Game (2007 Video Game)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Itchy, Barney, Grampa Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Mayor Quimby, Sideshow Mel, Poochie, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Kodos, Groundskeeper Willie, Sonic the Hedgehog, White Chocolate Rabbit, Blue-Haired Lawyer
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Quotes
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Matt Groening : It is I, animation's most beloved visonary!
Homer Simpson : Seth McFarlane?
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Homer Simpson : [while fighting Matt Groening] How dare you name me after your father!
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Homer Simpson : [punching the defeated Lard lad statue in the crotch] Take that Lard Crotch!
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Marge Simpson : Bart! What are you doing next to a video game store?
[gasps]
Marge Simpson : Buying a video game!
[she snatches the game form Bart]
Marge Simpson : This is going to the same place that I put your swimsuit magazines, and BB gun! Homer's underwear drawer.
[she storms off]
Bart Simpson : Oh great, now I've got nothing to play except the games I got yesterday. And I'm totally sick of those!
[the Simpsons Game manual falls on Bart, who picks it up]
Bart Simpson : The Simpsons Game? Hmm... the only Simpsons Game I know is when we pretend Dad isn't an alcoholic. Hey, it's a game about Springfield! With Dad as a character, and Mom, and Lisa... who'd wanna play her?
[gasps]
Bart Simpson : I'm in this game? I wonder what my powers are? Jumping, leaping gliding...
[he turns into Bartman]
Bart Simpson : All right!
Homer Simpson : [appears clutching a gun and a magazine] Hey Bart, look what appeared in my magic drawer. Hey what's with the fruity get-up? If you're planning to come home like that don't bother.
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Homer Simpson : It's a nerd!
Will Wright : Not just any nerd. The nerdiest nerd in all the cyberverse!
Lisa Simpson : Dad that's Will Wright. Creator of Sim City and The Sims.
Will Wright : Don't forget my biggest flop: Sim Sandwich Maker. It's failure drove me mad.
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Bart Simpson : You've got video game powers on your side. It's sort of like cheating except... cheating.
Homer Simpson : Woohoo! Cheating!
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Lisa Simpson : It's the mother ship!
Bart Simpson : This must be the level boss for this part of the game.
Homer Simpson : The boss! Quick act natural.
[puts on business glasses and pretends to write on a clipboard]
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Bart Simpson : It's Sideshow Bob!
Sideshow Bob : Don't bother crying out in terror. In space no one can hear you scream.
Bart Simpson : We're not in space.
Sideshow Bob : Well, we are on a spaceship.
Homer Simpson : Not the same thing.
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Marge Simpson : Bart, what are you doing near a video game store?
Marge Simpson : [gasps] Buying a video game?
Marge Simpson : [gasps] I've heard about this. It's the game where you play a meanie-bo-beanie who murders other meanie-bo-beanies.
Marge Simpson : I'm putting this game in the same place I put your swimsuit magazines, and your BB Gun: Homer's Underwear Drawer.
Bart Simpson : [groans] Oh, Great. Now I have nothing to play except the games I bought yesterday. And I'm totally sick of them.
Bart Simpson : [the Simpsons Game manual falls from heaven and lands in front of bart] The Simpsons Game? Hmm... this is so weird.
[picks up manual]
Bart Simpson : The only Simpsons Game I can think of is the one where we all pretend dad isn't an alcoholic. What could it be?
Bart Simpson : Wait a second, this is a manual for a video game set in springfield!
[gasp]
Bart Simpson : And dad is a character! And so is mom. And lisa... who'd wanna play her? Whoa, I'm in this game! I wonder what my moves are, jumping, floating, oh man I gotta try this!
Bart Simpson : [turns into bart man with heroic pose and wind blowing behind him] Wow, this is the only good book ever written!
Homer Simpson : Hey boy, look what appeared in my magic drawer. Hey, what's with the fruity get-up? If you're planning on coming home like that don't bother.
Bart Simpson : Dad, I'm a superhero now and I have all these awesome powers.
Homer Simpson : Superpowers, huh? Well that's cool I guess. I was gonna go shoot bats while reading swimsuit magazines in this cave. Wanna come with?
[Homer removes lid from manhole, Homer and Bart jump in]
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[a panel on a game cartridge opens up, revealing the Simpsons family from the very first Simpsons game ever made]
Homer Simpson : Wow. We look so pixely.
Bart Simpson : And poorly rendered.
Marge Simpson : Which one is supposed to be me?
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[when Will Wright threatens to destroy the original Simpsons game]
Homer Simpson : [yells] You can't do this!
Will Wright : Of course I can! I'm Will Wright, bitch!
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Sonic the Hedgehog : I used to be so... fast.
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Lisa Simpson : If our life's a video game, then this must be the game engine.
Homer Simpson : I'm not a video game character. I'm a real person with feelings and dreams and...
[accidentally walks off a the edge and falls only to reappear next to them again]
Homer Simpson : Okay I'm a video game thingie.
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Homer Simpson : [while fighting the Lard Lad statue] Bart! You'll have to fight him! I'm too drunk to!
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Homer Simpson : [while fighting the Lard Lad statue] I can't hit him! He's too awesome!
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[when Bart kills an alien]
Homer Simpson : Way to go, fruit of my loom!
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[when Bart kills an alien]
Homer Simpson : Atta boy! Kill things that are different!