It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Dances Their Asses Off (2007)

Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds

Quotes 

• Frank Reynolds : Employee evaluation. This bar is a business, and we're gonna start acting like one.

  Mac : Yeah, well, I DON'T want to start acting like a business, 'cause that sounds boring as shit.

  Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, and this thing's, like, ten pages long, so you know what? I'm not gonna read it.

  Frank Reynolds : Well, then, that's gonna affect your rank!

  Dennis Reynolds : Rank?

  Frank Reynolds : I put us all in a ranking system so you'd all care about your jobs.

  Dennis Reynolds : Are we ranked now?

  Frank Reynolds : Yes, you are.

  Dennis Reynolds : Where am I ranked?

  Frank Reynolds : Second, after me.

  Mac : Wait, what about me?

  Frank Reynolds : You're third.

  Mac : WHAT? Why am I third?

  Frank Reynolds : Too volatile.

  Mac : BULLSHIT! That's BULLSHIT!

• [about the dance 'contest'] 

  Dee Reynolds : Place, Paddy's Pub. Time, Saturday. Date, with Charlie Kelly. Prize... PADDY'S PUB?

  Dennis Reynolds : Whoa, dude, you put the bar up as a prize?

  Charlie Kelly : No, I listed it in the 'Pride' section, the place where you list what you take pride in.

  Dee Reynolds : That's a 'Z', Charlie!

  Frank Reynolds : Didn't you read that goddamn thing?

  Charlie Kelly : I gave it a once-over!

  Mac : Oh, that's it! Your illiteracy has screwed us again!

• Charlie Kelly : [Rickety Cricket, with a set of high-tech new leg braces, just challenged Mac to a danceoff]  You know he's not gonna go down easy.

  Dennis Reynolds : Oh no way, dude. He's fueled by vengeance and reinforced with space-age technology.

• Waitress : Dennis Reynolds, I trusted you!

  Dennis Reynolds : Why?

• Dennis Reynolds : Tire her out with your spastic movements.

  Mac : I'll tire her out with my awesome movements.

• Gloria : How long have you been a dance instructor?

  Dennis Reynolds : Oh, a long time. Years. Years, in fact.

  Gloria : My fiancé and I, we're not really dancers. We just joined this competition because we both got laid off recently and we really need a fresh start...

  Dennis Reynolds : [interrupting]  Right, right, okay, I'm gonna dip you down now, okay? Just stick your knee into my groin...

  Gloria : Okay.

  Dennis Reynolds : Just like that. Grind your hips, and pulse your thighs.

• Dee Reynolds : [about the dance 'contest']  Place, Paddy's Pub. Time, Saturday. Date, with Charlie Kelly. Prize... PADDY'S PUB?

  Dennis Reynolds : Whoa, dude, you put the bar up as a prize?

  Charlie Kelly : No, I listed it in the 'Pride' section, the place where you list what you take pride in.

  Dee Reynolds : That's a 'Z', Charlie!

  Frank Reynolds : Didn't you read that goddamn thing?

  Charlie Kelly : I gave it a once-over!

  Mac : Oh, that's it! Your illiteracy has screwed us again!