"SpongeBob SquarePants" Atlantis SquarePantis (TV Episode 2007) - Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants, Patchy the Pirate, Security Guard, Computer, Model, Guard #1, Tank Computer

Lord Royal Highness : Gentlemen, what *is* art?

SpongeBob SquarePants : [jumping excitedly, a hand in the air] Oh! Me, me! I know, I know!

Squidward Tentacles : [shoving SpongeBob out of the way] I thought you'd never ask! Art is a conscious arrangement of elements that affects the sense of beauty!

Lord Royal Highness : Not even close. Art is what happens when you learn... to *dream*.
Squidward Tentacles : You boobs found the second half of the Atlantean amulet?

SpongeBob SquarePants : What's an Atlantean omelette?

Squidward Tentacles : *Amulet*, not omelette!
Patchy the Pirate : [to the Audience] Hey kids, rush hour traffic in Encino is a real letdown. Maybe some music might soothe my jangled nerves. At least my in dash HI-FI is still working.

[turns on the radio and film comes out of the tape deck]

Patchy the Pirate : Oh No! Me ultra rare Frampton Comes Alive 8-Track destroyed!

[throws the tape on the ground]

Patchy the Pirate : And I'm going to miss the new SpongeBob episode!
Patchy the Pirate : [his cellphone starts ringing] Yes, Patchy here start squawking.

Potty the Parrot : Patchy the new SpongeBob episode is about to start where are you?

Patchy the Pirate : Stuck on the 101. Oh be a dear a record the episode for me

Potty the Parrot : I threw that old Betamax machine in the garbage.

Patchy the Pirate : You Whaaaaaaat?

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Patchy the Pirate, Security Guard, Computer, Model, Guard #1, Tank Computer