- Lord Royal Highness: Gentlemen, what *is* art?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [jumping excitedly, a hand in the air] Oh! Me, me! I know, I know!
- Squidward Tentacles: [shoving SpongeBob out of the way] I thought you'd never ask! Art is a conscious arrangement of elements that affects the sense of beauty!
- Lord Royal Highness: Not even close. Art is what happens when you learn... to *dream*.
- Squidward Tentacles: [after the bus crashes in Atlantis] You nymwits haven't been here for 2 minutes, and you've already ruined someone's topiary garden!
- Lord Royal Highness: [to SpongeBob and Patrick] Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to make ready for tonight's dinner, so I'm just going to leave you two friendly strangers alone with our most beloved, ancient, and fragile Atlantean relic.
- Lord Royal Highness: My, those pockets of yours certainly have a nose for treasure!
- Mr. Krabs: These are me houndstooth pants.
- Squidward Tentacles: You boobs found the second half of the Atlantean amulet?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: What's an Atlantean omelette?
- Squidward Tentacles: *Amulet*, not omelette!
- Patrick Starfish: We destroyed your oldest and most prized possession!
- [There is a pause during which Lord Royal Highness looks utterly horrified]
- Lord Royal Highness: [laughing] If there's one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it's a healthy dose of dark humour!
- Patchy the Pirate: [to the Audience] Hey kids, rush hour traffic in Encino is a real letdown. Maybe some music might soothe my jangled nerves. At least my in dash HI-FI is still working.
- [turns on the radio and film comes out of the tape deck]
- Patchy the Pirate: Oh No! Me ultra rare Frampton Comes Alive 8-Track destroyed!
- [throws the tape on the ground]
- Patchy the Pirate: And I'm going to miss the new SpongeBob episode!
- Patchy the Pirate: [his cellphone starts ringing] Yes, Patchy here start squawking.
- Potty the Parrot: Patchy the new SpongeBob episode is about to start where are you?
- Patchy the Pirate: Stuck on the 101. Oh be a dear a record the episode for me
- Potty the Parrot: I threw that old Betamax machine in the garbage.
- Patchy the Pirate: You Whaaaaaaat?