- Hank Hill: Firm, but with a little give. Yup, these are medium rare.
- Bobby Hill: What if somebody wants theirs well-done?
- Hank Hill: We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.
- Farmer: Mornin' Hank. Say goodbye to Victor over there. I'm takin' him to the slaughterhouse.
- Hank Hill: Well okay, but it's not so much "goodbye" as it is "see ya later".
- Bobby Hill: How do you know when a cow is ripe? Do you squeeze it?
- Hank Hill: No, you don't wanna do anything to upset 'em, Bobby. Just talk to 'em. To them, our conversation is like tenderizer.