Top Gear (TV Series)
MotorHome Racing - Alfa Romeo 159 vs Tall Man Across The Humber Estuary (2007)
Richard Hammond: Self - Presenter
Quotes
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Richard Hammond - Presenter : This is my motorhome, a Ford, um, Midas. Nice. Now, let's meet my competition and their mobile motorsport racing living quarters.
[We see the other drivers showing up]
Richard Hammond - Presenter : In the Mitsubishi L300, we've got touring car star Matt Neal.
[We see Matt Neal driving the Mitsubishi]
Richard Hammond - Presenter : In the Toyota LiteAce, we've got touring car star Anthony Reid.
[We see Anthony Reid driving the Toyota]
Richard Hammond - Presenter : In the Chevrolet, we've got touring car star Tom Chilton.
[We see Tom Chilton driving the Chevrolet]
Richard Hammond - Presenter : In the left-hand drive Fiat Ducato MV75 Globetrotter, we've got touring car star Mat Jackson.
[We see Mat Jackson driving the Fiat]
Richard Hammond - Presenter : And in the Transit, we got desperate.
[We see James May driving the Transit]
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Richard Hammond - Presenter : Now the point of this sport is that you should be able to drive your motorhome home again. So, the rules are simple. Fifteen laps and no body contact.
[the drivers ram each other with abandon]
Richard Hammond - Presenter : Mind you, we have invited touring car drivers.
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Richard Hammond - Presenter : Luckily, my structure was still holding.
[Richard gets rammed again and his structure collapses]
Richard Hammond - Presenter : No, it wasn't.