- Richard Hammond - Presenter: This is my motorhome, a Ford, um, Midas. Nice. Now, let's meet my competition and their mobile motorsport racing living quarters.
- [We see the other drivers showing up]
- Richard Hammond - Presenter: In the Mitsubishi L300, we've got touring car star Matt Neal.
- [We see Matt Neal driving the Mitsubishi]
- Richard Hammond - Presenter: In the Toyota LiteAce, we've got touring car star Anthony Reid.
- [We see Anthony Reid driving the Toyota]
- Richard Hammond - Presenter: In the Chevrolet, we've got touring car star Tom Chilton.
- [We see Tom Chilton driving the Chevrolet]
- Richard Hammond - Presenter: In the left-hand drive Fiat Ducato MV75 Globetrotter, we've got touring car star Mat Jackson.
- [We see Mat Jackson driving the Fiat]
- Richard Hammond - Presenter: And in the Transit, we got desperate.
- [We see James May driving the Transit]
- Richard Hammond - Presenter: Now the point of this sport is that you should be able to drive your motorhome home again. So, the rules are simple. Fifteen laps and no body contact.
- [the drivers ram each other with abandon]
- Richard Hammond - Presenter: Mind you, we have invited touring car drivers.
- Richard Hammond - Presenter: Luckily, my structure was still holding.
- [Richard gets rammed again and his structure collapses]
- Richard Hammond - Presenter: No, it wasn't.
- Self - Presenter: Right, I'm not gonna be beaten by a man in a giant condom walking across a muddy river.