- Codex: My therapist, uh, broke up with me. Oh, yeah, there's a - there's a gnome-warlock in my living room sleeping on my couch.
- Tinkerballa: That was a total rim job, Codex! I was being raped by goblins and you're standing there with your staff up your ass.
- Codex: So, it's uh Friday night and... still jobless, yay. I haven't left the house in a week. My therapist uh, broke up with me... oh yeah, there's a Gnome Warlock in my living room sleeping on my couch.
- Tinkerballa: Oh my god! That was a total rim job, Codex! I was being raped by goblins and you were standing there with your staff up your ass!
- Codex: Sorry.
- Vork: Tinkerballa, Guild Rule #4. No finger pointing.
- Zaboo: You have a nice forehead.
- Codex: I'm sorry, do I know you?
- Zaboo: Of course you know me. Remember? I was gored by a Wyvern last week and you totally resurrected me? And then I bought a blue flower for you from the gardens of Bleaklands and you know it was totally worth the money but it was a lot but it was worth it.
- Codex: Zaboo?
- Zaboo: Yeah! Yes! Zaboo! Right, I'm at your doorstep! Doorstep'd! Where should I put this stuff? God, I haven't logged on in like 21 hours.
- Codex: Doorstep'd?