Garfield and Friends (TV Series)

Bouncing Baby Blues/The Ugly Duckling/Learning Lessons (1991)

Lorenzo Music: Garfield

Quotes 

• Garfield : This isn't educational TV! This is Garfield!

  Bertie Buddy Bear : James Garfield was the 20th President of the United States.

• Garfield : They're driving me bananas!

  Billy Buddy Bear : Bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

  Garfield : You're driving me bats!

  Bobby Buddy Bear : Bats are flying mammals with excellent night vision.

  Garfield : I'm at the end of my rope!

  Bertie Buddy Bear : Rope is usually made from the fibers of the hemp plant.

  Garfield : I've got to get someplace safe!

  Billy Buddy Bear : The safe was invented in 1831.

• Network Executive : What does this teach anyone?

  Garfield : It teaches them not to let me paint them.

• Bobby Buddy Bear : Do you know what goes into a chocolate cupcake? It contains sugar, enriched flour, baking powder, and various artificial coloring and flavorings to simulate the taste and appearance of chocolate.

  Garfield : [sniffs cupcake]  Hey, it does smell like thiamine mononitrate!