- Judge: Mr. Burnside, have you ever considered talking to the cat's owner?
- Irving Burnside: Why, I sure have, your Honor. I went to see this Arbuckle guy... and I was sooo reasonable with him.
- [flashback shows Mr. Burnside chasing Jon]
- Jon Arbuckle: No! Please, Mr. Burnside!
- Irving Burnside: When I get my hands on you, I'll...
- Jon Arbuckle: I know my cat is a little hungry.
- Irving Burnside: Poland could live for a year on what your cat eats!
- Jon Arbuckle: [in a tree] Mr. Burnside, don't I have a choice?
- Irving Burnside: [grabs a ladder] Sure. What hospital do you wanna be taken to?