"Real Time with Bill Maher" Pete Buttigieg; Michael Eric Dyson; Mitch Landrieu; Mikie Sherrill; Rick Wilson (TV Episode 2020) - Bill Maher as Self - Host

Himself - Host : New rule: the Tennessee man arrested for smoking marijuana, while in court, for smoking marijuana...

[laughter]

Himself - Host : ...must consider the fact that maybe pot is causing him to make unwise choices.

[laughter]

Himself - Host : Good place to smoke weed? In bed. Bad place? In cuffs.
Himself - Host : New rule: since Tucker Carlson keeps insisting that immigrants make America dirtier, someone has to show him this picture of all the crap left after the recent Trump rally in New Jersey. For a...

[applause]

Himself - Host : For a... for a bunch of red-blooded patriots making America great again, there sure is a lot of white trash.
Himself - Host : New rule: someone must explain what emoji I should use when I generally want to say "eggplant."

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Himself - Host : I... I'm just trying to order vegetables locally, and now some farmer's texting me about tossing a salad.
Himself - Host : New rule: people who say "Iowa shouldn't get the first primary because it's not representative of America" have to visit the Iowa state fair and see the sculpture of a cow made of butter.

[laughter]

Himself - Host : Is there anything more representative of America than a cow made of butter?

[laughter]

Himself - Host : No. No, there isn't, and that's why Iowa gets to go first.
Himself - Host : New rule: the next time evangelical leaders lay hands on Trump to pray, he has to try and look a little less like he's thinking about getting blown.

Bill Maher: Self - Host