- Anderson Cooper: [on TV] Destruction. Devestation. A community in ruins. How did it come to this? Why did the dam fail?
- Gargamel: I've spent my entire adult life looking for the Smurf Village! How did Anderson ****ing Cooper find it in less than a DAY?
- Anderson Cooper: And where is the King during the greatest crisis the forest has ever known?
- Brainy Smurf: Papa Smurf says that the King doesn't care about blue people and Papa Smurf is always right, because Papa Smurf... Papa Smurf?
- Anderson Cooper: What is it, Brainy?
- Brainy Smurf: Usually the other smurfs kick me out of the village when I start talking too much, but... there are no smurfs left!
- [bursts into tears]
- Paula Janis, Carole Demas: [singing] I'm fine, me too. We're gay, how about you? I'm fine, me too. Tell on us, and we'll tell on you!