Stargate: Atlantis (TV Series)

Harmony (2008)

Joe Flanigan: Lt. Colonel John Sheppard

Quotes 

• Dr. Rodney McKay : You gonna eat your power bar?

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Yes, Rodney. Told you, shouldn't have eaten yours so early in the day.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : I'm starving! Usually Flora feeds us some sort of food when we visit. Come on, you hardly ever eat yours.

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : No, Rodney!

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Well, will you give it to me later when you decide you're not gonna eat it?

  Harmony : You allow him to question you so incessantly?

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : I guess I'm just used to it by now.

  Harmony : Would it not be easier to beat him?

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : We don't beat people where we come from.

  Harmony : Why not?

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Well, we find it's not very effective in the long run... unfortunately.

• Dr. Rodney McKay : She's 13, she's unreasonable, among many other awful attributes.

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : You know, they say you dislike the things in others that you in fact dislike about yourself.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : So what?

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : I'm just saying.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : We are nothing alike, okay?

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Okay.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : She is a stuck-up, know-it-all brat.

  [as Rodney is about to continue, John glances sideways toward him] 

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, ha, ha, ha.

• Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : More searching, less complaining.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Sorry, I'm hungry, and when I'm hungry, I get cranky.

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : And when you get cranky, you get hit.

• Harmony : How many Genii are out there, John?

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : If I had to guess, I'd say all of them.